A man sits idly in the reception area of ‘The National Forbidden Knowledge Buyback Program,’ staring out the window nearest the desk with a vacant smile on his face. He turns when he hears me approaching and the smile becomes less vacant. His eyes remain on me as I slide my spare copy of Autumn by the Wayside across the counter.
“What’s this one about?” he asks.
“It’s a travel guide.”
“What’s it called?”
I look between the man and the book. He blinks but refuses to glance down and read the title himself.
“If it’s dangerous, won’t hearing the title be the same as reading it?”
“Probably.”
“Do you have to quarantine or something if you accidentally look down and catch a snippet of a book cover?”
“Don’t know.” He sniffs. “Never happens.”
“You must be good at your job.”
“I’m blind,” he says. I make a face that I hope conveys apology and by the time I realize it’s all only read as silence to him, he continues: “No need to apologize. Happens all the time. So what’s this one?”
“It’s called Autumn by the Wayside.”
“Shoot. I was thinking we got all those.”
“You’ve seen it before?” The man doesn’t answer. “I mean, this has come in before?”
“Used to come in by the cartful. Had to lower the buyback cost because we suspected the author was turning a profit.”
“You met the author?”
“That’s right.”
“Did he look…
“Hmm.”
“Did he sound like me?”
‘Looking for some easy money? There is no better scam than that which can be pulled at ‘The National Forbidden Knowledge Buyback Program,’ where they will drop you some change for any old scrap of forbidden knowledge. They’ll pay a dollar for the true name of the god of Hillmont in Tennessee written on a napkin. They’ll pay a hundred for anything heard whispered in the echoes of ‘The Watery Grave,’ assuming it’s been jotted down. They’ll pay a little for just about anything if it’s pitched with a salesman’s flourish because they won’t actually read what’s been turned in. It’s too dangerous, even, for the sort of AI that can scan a document and check it against encrypted matches. The last time they tried that they accidentally created the internet.
All this to say that a seasoned traveler’s glove compartment will contain secrets enough for a week’s gas money and, with branches in every state, ‘The National Forbidden Knowledge Buyback Program’ is the closest some of us will ever get to a comfortable, government job. As of this edition, a copy of ‘Autumn by the Wayside’ will fetch you $15, down from something closer to $50. If you decide it’s worth the trade, tell Tom I said ‘hi’ and that I’ll see him again soon.’
“I guess you kind of sound like him.”
“Does he come around a lot?”
“He’ll come by every day for a week or two and then he’ll disappear again as soon as we lower the buyback.”
“What’s his name?”
The man arches an eyebrow. “I’m no expert, but shouldn’t his name be on the cover, here?” He runs his finger over the author’s name with suspicious accuracy.
“I just want to confirm.”
“We don’t really do names here.”
“He wrote your name in the book, Tom! People know your name based on what he’s done.”
“My name’s not Tom. That’s sort of an inside joke. It started out like ‘tome’ and then he…” The man’s eyes narrow. “You don’t care.”
“How much for this copy?”
“Twelve bucks,” he says, and he begins to tap at the monitor in front of him. “It was fifteen till he came back with a bunch of spiral-bound copies. Before that, he tried to sell us five hundred PDFs on a single thumb drive, paid per file of course. Bosses wouldn’t let that one fly.”
“I’ll keep the book,” I tell him, expecting that he’ll try to convince me to sell, this being forbidden knowledge after all. He doesn’t. The man’s face slowly turns back to the window.
“You all right?” I ask, and he jumps in his seat, spilling coffee across the counter. The paperback soaks it in and curls its corners in a knowing smile.
-traveler